I Have Nothing To Say

Posted by Wanda on March 24th, 2009 filed in Uncategorized

I guess you figured that out already.  What can I say?  This fandom is dead, dead as a doornail.  I’m sorry to disappoint you all.  I especially feel a sense of responsibility to the slags at the Wanda Rizzuto Fan Club for not giving them any wank fodder.  I hear they’re all foaming at the mouth for something to bitch about.  Sorry, hobags.

Well, no sense in all of us dying of boredom, eh?  I thought I’d give you all a special, however recycled, treat.  Here are some blastes from the pastes.  Enjoy!

 

A Bodice Ripper Featuring Orlando Bloom (Take 1)

A Bodice Ripper Featuring Orlando Bloom (Take 2)

Aw, She Fell In The Fish Bowl!

Ask Miranda Kerr

Exclusive Interview With Miranda Kerr

 


14 Responses to “I Have Nothing To Say”

  1. Mystic Says:
    March 25th, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    Your fan club must be pissed especially since their last post was to mock me and what I believe.

    I love all those posts you just put up.

  2. Wanda Says:
    March 25th, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Say what? What beliefs? What did they say?

  3. Mystic Says:
    March 25th, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    Check your email.

  4. Akeelers Spielberg Says:
    March 25th, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    Ho down, hobags!

    I’m loving the oldies but goodies, Wanda

  5. Anners the Sea Hag Says:
    March 26th, 2009 at 3:12 am

    Yeah, it’s dead all right.

    Love the tag line, Wanda.

  6. Wanda Says:
    March 26th, 2009 at 7:17 am

    Well, I’m still anxiously waiting for the day one of those LJ bitches comes over here to tell me something.

    (But I suspect you’ve already had a few visits Anners.)

  7. Slapparr Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 6:40 am

    ah wanda, i didn’t realise you had a fanclub - how special, one of the blogs i post on has a similar fan club, but they don’t seem to be very keen in breaking out of their secure environment…..

    you’re right the fandumb is a dead as a doornail - nice work whorley!!

  8. anywho Says:
    April 5th, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    I love all of your blog entries Wanda. You make this fandom more fun. Along with the other blogs that discuss OB.

  9. Anners the Sea Hag Says:
    April 18th, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    I implore you to pretty please with a cherry on top to publish your evil dingo story.

    Thanks.

  10. Joders Says:
    April 19th, 2009 at 8:41 am

    Pleeeeeease Wanda? Pleeeeeeeeease??

  11. Wanda Says:
    April 19th, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    OK, OK. Let me just tweak it a little, K?

  12. Anners the Sea Hag Says:
    April 19th, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    Yippeee… don’t tweak the mean parts. :)

  13. Joders Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 8:20 am

    Yaaaayyyy! Are you gonna kill her off?? I’m so excited!

  14. Slapparr Says:
    April 29th, 2009 at 8:36 am

    ah you know wanda, i happened back over to your fanclub - i waded dutifully through the wank…. LOL

    and I was rewarded :)

    They all seem to be discussing the fact that THEY are the best fans of Orlando….LMAO

    damn it, and there was i thinking that Delphi was going to get that prize

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