http://www.wandarizzuto.com i'm not a nice person. they said so on livejournal Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:29:27 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Greetings and salutations! I've been thinking a lot about weddings lately.  Specifically, Hollywood weddings.  I got to wondering, could it be true what they say about celebrity romances being fake publicity stunts?  Surely not, you say?  Well, take a gander at what I found out from our friends at the always ... http://www.wandarizzuto.com/?p=281 It has come to my attention that some of my readers are not fluent in dingspeak.  For your convenience I've translated the interview into English for your reading pleasure.  But if you ask me it's funnier the other way.   Hello, my excellent readers! I'm here today with our friend Maryann Kerrpinsky ... http://www.wandarizzuto.com/?p=280 Hello, my excellent readers!  I'm here today with our friend Maryann Kerrpinsky to discuss a very important, serious issue.  You all remember Maryann, don't you?   Let's get on with the interview, shall we? Wanda Rizzuto:  Hello and welcome back Maryann. Maryann Kerrpinski:  Helo Wanda.  Eyem verri glaad to bee heir, eye jest wesh ... http://www.wandarizzuto.com/?p=278 Too angry to type.  Jaded said is best here. Fuck you, Whorelando Bloom, and the horse you rode in on. http://www.wandarizzuto.com/?p=277 *sigh* It's a new record folks!  Usually when the pitiful engagement rumors come out it takes at least a day or two before they're shot down again.  But not today!  Today the denials were on my Google alerts before my eyes made a full 360 in my head.  One the headlines even ... http://www.wandarizzuto.com/?p=276