A Fish Called Selma

Greetings and salutations!

I’ve been thinking a lot about weddings lately.  Specifically, Hollywood weddings.  I got to wondering, could it be true what they say about celebrity romances being fake publicity stunts?  Surely not, you say?  Well, take a gander at what I found out from our friends at the always informative (and reputable) Slate Magazine. Read the rest of this entry »

PSA: Internet Bullies (English Version)

It has come to my attention that some of my readers are not fluent in dingspeak.  For your convenience I’ve translated the interview into English for your reading pleasure.  But if you ask me it’s funnier the other way.

Hello, my excellent readers! I’m here today with our friend Maryann Kerrpinsky to discuss a very important, serious issue. You all remember Maryann, don’t you?

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PSA: Internet Bullies

Hello, my excellent readers!  I’m here today with our friend Maryann Kerrpinsky to discuss a very important, serious issue.  You all remember Maryann, don’t you?

Read the rest of this entry »

Fame-Whora

Too angry to type.  Jaded said is best here.

Fuck you, Whorelando Bloom, and the horse you rode in on.

The Boy Who Cried Dingo

*sigh*

It’s a new record folks!  Usually when the pitiful engagement rumors come out it takes at least a day or two before they’re shot down again.  But not today!  Today the denials were on my Google alerts before my eyes made a full 360 in my head.  One the headlines even said that the engagement rumors were confirmed, and when I clicked on it it said they were denied.  What kinda shit is that? Read the rest of this entry »